Me, My life, And My Intentions

Good morning lads, what's for breakfast? You see, I always eat when I'm hungry, which is quite often. I'll tell you what I have for you guys, a movie trailer of me, the rich and handsome Algernon, Jack Worthing, Lady Bracknell, Cecily Cardew, Gwendolen Fairfax, Miss Prism, Rev. Canon Chasuble, Lane and Merriman. This trailer is one small and basic overview of my life. This is more of an introduction to my way of life. I live by two simple things, money and pleasure, which prove to be the hardest things to acquire. With an intelligent plan, however, I created Bunbury, who liberates and allows me to do these two life obligations. So now, it is all up to you to keep on with the reading to find out what I think about the Importance of Being Earnest.